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Thank you for visiting fictionyear. Andy Hockersmith is away from his computer today, and thus will not be posting a story for his daily ultra short fiction "blog." He will be returning to his regular schedule of daily fiction postings tomorrow.
If this is an emergency and you absolutely must have a fix of fiction (fixtion?) that you can read in the amount of time it takes you to have (make?) a bowel movement, try this: Search the archives of this "blog" for the story that was posted on your date of birth (or the date of birth of your significant other if we haven't gotten to your birthday yet).
Now, read it again, but this time imagine yourself as the main character only, get this, you're not wearing any pants!
There.
It's like a whole new story, isn't it?
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