January 15 - Casual Friday

His name was Detective Jack Friday but everybody called him Casual Friday.
Why?
Because the dude was fucking casual.
Seriously, the guy would roll into the precinct whenever he felt like it and if the sergeant or anybody else ever gave him any shit about it, he'd be like, "Dude. Seriously. Relax."
And they would because the man was chill.
Never wore a tie, always knew the score, and generally specialized in being dug--and I mean dug hard--by all the fly chickens in every coop in every part of town.
Casual Friday.
Sometimes people would be all, "Jack Friday? Don't you mean Joe Friday?" and he'd be like, "No."
Fuck.
Seriously, man. Dude was ice cold.
Any time one of his many old ladies got down on him and accused him of running around behind her back, he'd be like, "Baby, you know you're the only girl for me. What's with all this negativity bringing us down? It's Friday, baby." And then he'd pop the cork on the champagne. "Time to celebrate."
Just one look in his eyes and they never doubted him again, because the man was pimp.
Bad guys? Fucking feared him. Tried hard to buy him off, placate him, give him a wide berth, steer clear.
Didn't matter.
Dude may've been casual, but when it came to kicking ass, he was strictly business. He'd just show up to arrest some fools, toss them the handcuffs, and be like, "You know what to do," and the cats would cuff themselves.
Fucking bad ass.
Hell, this one time he walked in on a deal involving some serious players in the Gotti clan. Must've been twenty motherfuckers in there packing. Dude just strolled in and was like, "Boys, how many times I gotta tell you? This shit will not flush in my precinct."
Are you fucking kidding me?
What happened? Dude, what do you think happened? That's right. All them motherfuckers laid down their weapons, got on their knees, and tried to remember the moment as best they could, because one day--if he let them live that long--they would get to tell their grandkids about the time they were arrested by none other than Casual Friday.
Casual motherfucking Friday.