June 26 - Chollima Returns to Glorious Nation After 2010 World Cup Triumph (as Reported by Korean Central News Agency of DPRK)

Following an exultant run of triumphant glories on the soccer fields of South Africa, Chollima, the national sporting pride of our glorious nation return to Pyongyang and the embrace of the Korean people.
Dear Leader Kim Jong-il congratulated coach Kim Jong Hun on the squad's successes in the World Cup. Its glories in South Africa surely represent a shining step forward in the advancement of excellence and unification of Korea.
Over the course of its two weeks in South Africa, Chollima continually and definitively demonstrated its unquestionable superiority over the imperialist squads of Japan, United States, and South Korea. Unlike Japan, DPRK's squad was not defeated by Holland. Similarly, in contrast to South Korea, it was thrashed neither soundly, nor at all by the rugged Argentinian squad. And the imperialist aggressors of the United States were so certain of DPRK's superiority that they dared not to face them, bringing further shame to their inferior nation.
Surely the rest of the world cannot deny the radiant splendor of Chollima and the glorious nation they represent. Innumerable teams that were once thought to represent the epitome of soccer excellence failed to score even one goal on the DPRK squad. Italy, Germany, France, England, Argentina, are among the many former champions who were unsuccessful in their attempts to outfox the impenetrable Juche-based defense of Chollima. Indeed, they failed to even enter our squad's half of the field.
In addition to the tenacious defense, which anyone who watched the glorious squad of DPRK play would surely compare to a brick wall, the Songun-inspired Chollima offense enjoyed triumphs too numerable to catalog. The most triumphant among them was surely Ji Yun Nam's scoring of the final goal of the game against a once-thought-to-be-undefeatable Brazilian squad. It cannot be doubted that this goal will go down in World Cup lore as the most glorious in history.
Because of the triumphs of the indomitable Chollima, which enjoyed boundless success and triumph because of the inspiration and guidance of our glorious leader who inspires and guides us all, it is an indisputable truth that the true champions of the 2010 World Cup are Chollima and Korea.